The Machine

  • Where: Sperr Park Big Flats, NY
  • When: Mondays @ 6:00pm *
  • What: Run-Bike-Run-Bike-Run (see map below)
  • How: Show up
  • Who: Bring your friends!

The Course:

The Machine

The Machine

A little history behind The Machine.  This training event got it’s name as a result of it’s effect on you.  If you have ever seen the movie “The Princess Bride” then you might remeber Prince Humperdink.  He was an evil Prince with a dark side.  In his spare time he enjoyed building torture devices.  One of the devices he created was simply referred to as “The Machine”.  This particular device was very unique in it’s design.  It was made NOT to kill a man, but to take YEARS off his life.  When “The Man in Black” was captured and put on this device with the setting set to max it nearly killed him.  We found out later from “Miracle Max” (Billy Crystal) that the Man in Black, was merely “Mostly Dead”.
  
This is why we call it “The Machine”.  If done right, all out, it won’t kill you.  It will only take years off your life, and leave you feeling “Mostly Dead”.  The feeling we all enjoy so much!
 
 
Come join us!